A couple of jokes to get us going ...
Joke: Christian Lion
A Baptist missionary was walking in Africa when he heard the ominous padding of a lion behind him.
"Oh Lord," prayed the missionary, "Grant in Thy goodness that the lion walking behind me is a good Christian lion."
And then, in the silence that followed, the missionary heard the lion praying too:
"Oh Lord," he prayed, "I thank Thee for the food which I am about to receive."
Jealous Eve
Sometimes women are overly suspicious of their husbands.
When Adam stayed out very late for a few nights, Eve became upset.
"You're running around with other women," she charged.
"You're being unreasonable," Adam responded. "You're the only woman on earth."
The quarrel continued until Adam fell asleep, only to be awakened by someone poking him in the chest. It was Eve.
"What do you think you're doing?" Adam demanded.
"Counting your ribs," said Eve.